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Money Makes You Stupid EP

by The Spanish Amanda

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1.
Words: You must have had your reasons And one of the reasons was shame And one of the reasons was awkwardness And one of the reasons was grief I guess you had your reasons And one of the reasons was arrogance And one of the reasons was history And one of the reasons was grace I disbanded your fan club The weekend of the Westminster debacle Unpicked all the stitches But spared myself according to your wishes And then in October They came and filed your memorabilia And it rained and rained and rained and rained But you must have had your reasons And one of the reasons was Saturdays And one of the reasons was Sainsbury's And one of the reasons was blood I guess you had your reasons And one of the reasons was autumn And one of the reasons was dogma And one of the reasons was love I walked back to the station But I could not recall the fatal platform I pulled down the posters Tore my clothes and wept for retribution And then in December Your memory staged its vigil in my garden And it snowed and snowed and snowed and snowed But you must have had your reasons And most of your reasons were glib And one of those reasons was laziness And one of the reasons was rage I guess you had your reasons And one of the reasons was Stevenage And one of the reasons was literature, bad literature And then there was your gilded cage And you may claim it’s gospel ’cos it reeks of fallen beauty And you may call it poetry But it’s not But you must have had your reasons And one of the reasons was Dublin And one of the reasons was certitude And one of the reasons was truth You must have had your reasons And one of the reasons was cigarettes And one of the reasons was loyalty, misplaced loyalty Then there was youth You must have had your reasons And all of your reasons were wrong
2.
Words: Tracey is disgusted with education Simon is disgusted too Education stares at its fingernails Education stands accused Tracey is gifted with ineffable insight - She's the oracle of Liverpool..! Simon has a self-assured manner He went to a rather good school And Tracey is disgusted with education Tracey’s so disgusted with education Tracey is disgusted with education Yeah Tracey could murder a Pinot Grigio Adele is her celebrity crush Tracey enjoys climbing the greasy pole And shoving people under the bus Tracey is disgusted with education And Simon is disgusted with me I can’t take my eyes off of Simon Why can’t he stop falling asleep? Looks like Tracey is disgusted with education Tracey is disgusted with education Tracey is disgusted with education Yeah And Simon is disgusted with education And Tracey is disgusted with education Her feelings give her quite the erection It’s visible from here Oh dear This is our fabulous new school That’s going to give us everything we please Simon wants a standing ovation He’s either a satirical genius or a trifle naive Now Tracey’s doing a course on ethics Tracey’s doing a course on improving care Tracey’s doing a course on burying the bodies Tracey has so much to share Simon’s doing a course on compassion Simon’s doing a course on riding your luck Simon’s doing a course on tickling the figures Simon’s doing a course on giving a fuck And Tracey is disgusted with education Simon is disgusted with education Tracey is disgusted with education Right
3.
Words: Do you bite your thumb at me? Why, I do bite my thumb indeed And in fair Verona where I dwell A scene like ours seldom ends well So don’t despatch your emissary To blithely shoot the shit with me Don’t make me bite this thumb again It’s a plague on both their houses, Johnny! A plague on your house, too When no one feels the sting of shame Then what’s a girl to do? I think I liked you better, Johnny When you was cruel Can’t bear you trying to be kind In a slick of yellow streetlight It’s not the cat that’s in the fight It’s the fight that’s in the cat You can put a saucer of milk on that And from this angle, you seem pale Ghostly as the Daily Mail Don’t make me shake my gory locks at you So it’s a plague on all their houses, Johnny! A plague on your house, too My kingdom for a consigliere Oh, what’s a girl to do? To think I almost loved you, Johnny When you was cruel Can’t endure you trying to be kind And spilling just a little blood can sometime take the pressure off Although it can provoke the itch to riot, ransack, eat the rich But after thirteen years of sin, I couldn’t stomach another thing Well… maybe just one more member of the house of Lords So a plague on both those houses, Johnny! A plague on your house, too When no one feels the lash of justice Then what’s a girl to do? I think I liked you better, Johnny When you was cruel Can’t bear you trying to be kind A plague on both their houses, Johnny! A plague on your house, too With no one there to take her pulse What’s a girl to do? I crucified Lucrezia Borgia Least she was cool Least she didn’t beg to be my friend Now look at you – pretending to be kind
4.
Words: Money makes you stupid Like Tizer rots your teeth Drag me back to your anthill For juicy fruits and leaves Haircuts make you stupid Likewise underwear Don’t think it’s such a secret, Victoria What’s going on down there And you could be a little less forgiving of yourself Mild self-flagellation may do wonders for your health Ouch! Babies make you stupid Don’t look into their eyes Oh, they've got plans for you, son You’ve got a big surprise Sunlight makes you stupid If you live north of Kent Turns your skin to rubber Upsets my Celtic temperament You could be a little less forgiving of your kids They’re no longer children, momma, they know what they did And you should be a little less forgiving of your boss He’ll appreciate the view when he’s nailed to his cross Money makes you stupid Bacon makes you stupid Cursing makes you stupid Abba makes you stupid Protein makes you stupid Law school makes you stupid Nylon makes you stupid Jogging makes you stupid Boyfriends make you stupid Toothpaste makes you stupid Kittens make you stupid Breathing makes you stupid Airports make you stupid Google makes you stupid Sleeping makes you stupid Money makes you… uh.

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As Bill Pritchard memorably sang, "sometimes it's better to be bitter...". A point well made, Mr P... and apologies if 'Money...' turns out to be a mite too astringent for some tastes. It's just how we're feeling right now (bad government, bad environment, bad role models, bad times...).

You can't pay anything for this recording (to avoid any unnecessary ironies on the "Money Makes You Stupid" front...), but we have around 20 copies on CD... which we'll happily *exchange* for... well, whatever you like, really... EXCEPT:

* Livestock, elderly relatives, unwanted pets
* Haunted paintings, (un)holy relics, graven images, occult artefacts
* Human organs, fluids, clinical records, experimental medication
* Anything even remotely associated with U2, Coldplay or Oasis
* Spanish Amanda merchandise we've already succeeded in disposoing of

Years back, we used to like getting 'proper' fanzines and suchlike in the post, from all round the globe... so drop us a message if there's something you'd like to send our way. A highly exclusive CD treat will be yours by return of post...

Love... Amanda xxxxx

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released August 11, 2023

Songs written by Huw Darling and performed/recorded by Huw, Ivan and Annik in the International Capital Of Love ('Letchworth Garden City') on the JJ Sefton Memorial Mobile; organ parts recorded with Annik in The Donnerie.

PS - No one ever visits our 'little sister' band, The Chickpea Darlings, which is a howling shame, 'cos they're missing out on another stonking new EP ('Beef') - an absurdly good 'un - available for free download here: thechickpeadarlings.bandcamp.com Go there now..!!

PPS - Just letting you know that our *next* SpanAm release is likely to be a 60-minute cassette-only thing... with only a couple of appetite-whetting Bandcamp download tracks. We are, truly, dropping our trousers and sticking our collective bottom in the face of commercialism (and, indeed, any possibility of 'a career'). Hurrah..!!

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The SpanAm: at it since the 90's & still UTTERLY UNCORRUPTED by success, recognition or fame..!!

(PS - *PLEASE* go visit our 'little sister' band, the Chickpea Darlings - thechickpeadarlings.bandcamp.com - they're completely divine...)
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